if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’
“I think girls with style are more beautiful than ones with a pretty face. Small face, skinny, double eyelids…if guys keep going after that plain look, every girl’s face might look the same. It’d be a scary day.”
— SHINee; Key
That’s a gif of the contestants for Miss Korea 2013.
Good, Key.
Because what the actual fuck is this.
I have a birthmark the shape of Australia on my back.
I have a really small round nose.
I have yellow eyes.
I have big feet.
And lots of other things that don’t fit into your description of the perfect girl.
Because you know what, people are meant to be different. That’s they way the world is. Or at least, the way it should be.
sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS A BUNCH OF LAPTOPS SO HE TOOK THE SUITCASE AND RAN AND I JUST
O…kay
Still one of my favorite Amnesia videos.
OH SHIT I GOT A BAG OF MILKY WAYS
Quality gaming.
This is the best xD
